fix me?don't think so

Ma placi nu?Wow esti super-extra atras de persoana mea,de modul in care rad,plang, cant,recit,scriu,tzip,ma prostesc,etc,dar...de ce vrei sa fiu alta?Aaaaa,da..am uitat,tu vrei ca eu sa fiu femeia perfecta,cea de care se pot indragosti toti dar ale carei chei se afla doar atarnate de brelocul tau(ruginit)si in ale carei mreje te afli..tot tu...you damned boy...oops man :D.Mda...de ce naibii vrei sa fiu eu asemenea tuturor celorlalte nush..probabil nici tu nu stii dar ai invatat ca asa tb sa fii,ca nah..esti mai mare si tb sa ma iei de crescut.Dar,my dear baby...you have to learn that even if u try to change me you won't manage to change yourself.Ha Ha Ha! Have you thought that is you who has to change and not me?Didn't think so...Well,let me tell you sth dear boy...even if i am the way i am and even if our love is the only thing that links us...i won't change not even for you :D...so take me as i am 'cause this is how i'm gonna be for the the next...5 years from now on.
I have a problem?Yes...i admit..i do have lots of problems especially with my way of being,writing,singing,loving...but i have realized that my only problem is...humanity :D
Oui...c'est commme je t'explique...j'ai des fautes que non peuvent pas etre changees :d.
Ich ne sais pas what to say in order to protege mich des tes idees and from the woman i've become.